“Dope,” I said. “So how are you?”
“I’m good, but umm, there’s something I wanted to ask you.” Katelyn’s voice slipped back into a more serious tone.
“Okay,” I said. “What is it?”
“Why did you ask me how many people I slept with before we had sex?”
“I know, that was stupid, I shouldn’t have done that,” I said.
“Well, when you said four, were you telling the truth,” she asked.
“Yeah. I was,” I said. “Were you?”
“You were? Four people? That’s it,” Katelyn was now pressing, for what, I didn’t know.
“Yeah, four,” I said. “Four. Why do you ask?”
“Well, when I said two, I wasn’t being completely honest.”
“Oh, okay,” I said, thinking this lie isn’t so bad. After all, she felt my energy. She understood me. She was special. “So how many is it, like four too or five?”
“Umm, I don’t think I want to tell you,” she said.
“I mean, it can’t be that bad,” I said. “You can tell me. I want to know. Is it five?”
“Umm, no, it’s more,” she said.
More! I thought. Right as she said this, I could hear Jake laughing in the other room, and even though he was laughing with the rest of my boys about something completely unrelated and couldn’t hear the conversation Katelyn and I were having, he might as well have been in the conversation on 3-way. Katelyn already had to use her second hand to count the number of sexual partners she had. How could that be? I was being lied to and emasculated at the same time. Emasculated because in my immature mind, a man was always supposed to have more sexual partners than a woman.
“Umm, okay,” I said, my voice reeking with suspicion. “Well, just tell me. I promise, I can handle it. Is it like 10?”
“More.” She whispered.
“More!” I yelled.
“Why are you yelling,” she asked.